Here's a bit of real humor to add to the on-going circus atmosphere our state currently finds itself in. Besides the upcoming round of ridiculous recalls, we now have Voter ID being temporarily put on hold by liberal Madison judges - legislating from the bench as usual. Next come the recent "ethics allegations" filed against Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice David Prosser. (Are people shaking their heads on this one in disgust like me? They should be - it's totally absurd.) Yet another case of trying to keep the state in chaos simply because a minority is not happy with election results. Also, lets not forget the "Twilight Zone" episode of the never-ending John Doe investigation. Libs are just looking to "get Walker" on anything - just anything! - no matter how long it will take...
With all this in mind, it's nice to be able to laugh once in awhile at a real joke - not just the antics of the left in our state! Enjoy the following, sent to me by my sister-in-law from out in Montana. Guess she hasn't forgotten her Wisconsin roots -
YOU MAY NEED TO BE FROM WISCONSIN, MINNESOTA, OR THE U.P. OF MICHIGAN TO APPRECIATE THIS STORY.
The year is 2016 and the U.S. has just elected the first woman president,who happens to be from Wisconsin. A few days after the election, the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her Father, Ole, and says,'So,Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'
“I don’t tink so. It’s an 18 hour drive.”
'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One, and a limousine will pick you up at your door.'
'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. Vhat would your mother vear?'
Oh Dad ," replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington.'
'Honey,' Ole complains, 'you know I can't eat dose rich foods you eat.' Do day serve tap beer?
The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington; I'll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just have to be there.'
So Ole reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad, noticing the senator sitting next to him, leans over and whispers, 'You see dat woman over dare wit her hand onda Bible, becoming President of da United States?'
The Senator whispers back, 'You bet I do.'
Ole says proudly, "Her brother played football for da Green Bay Packers."
- Obama bein' Obama (0)
- There's Something About Mary (0)
- America's Weakness (0)
- Two Puzzles (0)
- The unbelievable irony... (0)
- Trick or Trek (updated 7/25/14) (0)
- "It looks like it may be a terrible tragedy???" (0)
- OK, so Obama is WORST president ever...what's next? (0)
- C'mon - bring 'em on in!!! Future Democratic voters of America unite! (0)
- Worst president ever... (0)
- More It's Hemmer Time posts