Immigration? No problem...

...really...no problem.

This country is built on immigration.  Well, except for the Indians, or Native Americans, depending on your age or degree of political correctness.

Seriously.  Immigrants built this country...and killed the folks who lived here.

There has been a lot of talk lately regarding "problems of immigration".  I'm not a Mexican (nor do I play one on TV)...but these folks have gotten a raw deal.

Think about it.

First, we steal Texas.  Yes, we stole Texas...and then California...and we call it "The Mexican-American War"...but it was really the "give-it-to-the-wetback-hard-and-dry" rape moment.

Then, after the Mexicans have the graciousness to give us the gift of their ceaseless labor, and a marvelous intoxicant at the same time ( Pot, of course!), we insult them, isolate them, and treat them like the Irish.

Well...I think that sucks.

They have the decency to work day after day on our lawns and flower gardens, serving us Big Macs and filling our grocery bags...and we want to call them "illegals"?

Boy, are we a bunch of dicks.

Let's face it, "White America"...we are old and fat.  Our government is going bankrupt.  We haven't saved enough for our retirement.

We need the "WetBacks" to save us from ourselves.

A large, young Mexican segment of the population is just the sort of wage tax base we need to replenish our rapidly depleting Social Security accounts.

Do you really think you've been "paying in" to some account that get's paid back to you when you retire?  Boy, are you dumb!

Social Security is a "pay as you go" system.  The old people go....the young people pay.

And there is no larger young segment of the U.S. population than the Hispanic population.

And they are making babies like crazy.

So, White America, embrace our Mexican citizens, or almost citizens....because they are going to save your ass.