We must NOT profile!?!

A lot of Americans have become insulated from reality - especially the President of the United States and his Democratic cronies.  Terrorism?  What terrorism?  In our desire to be politically-correct and offend no one (well, Christians and conservatives are still fair game, it's everyone else that we must not offend!) where are we headed?  What are we setting ourselves up for?   In our quest to be kind, compassionate, and open-minded, we must NOT profile! Even though it could save our lives -  people's feelings are at stake here, folks! 

Let's pause a moment and think how crazy that is. 

Here is a simple multiple-choice test.  These events are actual occurrences from history.  They really happened.  Do you remember?  If you look really hard, maybe you'll see a pattern...

HERE'S THE TEST:

1)  In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:

      a)  Superman    b)  Jay Leno   c)  Harry Potter  d)  a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2)  In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

     a)  Olga Korbut   b)  Sitting Bull   c)  Arnold Schwarzenegger   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages  of 17 and 40

3)  In 1979, 53 people were held hostage for 444 days when the  US Embassy in Iran was taken over by:

     a)  lost Norwegians   b)  Elvis   c)  A tour bus full of 80 year old women   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4)  During the 1980's, a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

     a)  John Gotti   b)  The King of Sweden   c)  The Boy Scouts   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5)  In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

   a)  a pizza delivery boy   b)   Pee Wee Herman   c)   Geraldo Rivera   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6)  In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

     a)  The Smurfs   b)  Davey Jones   c)  The Little Mermaid   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7)  In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

     a)  Captain Kidd   b)  Charles Lindberg   c)  Mother Theresa   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8)  In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

     a)  Scooby Doo   b)  The Tooth Fairy   c)  The Sundance Kid   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9)  In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

     a)  Richard Simmons   b)  Grandma Moses   c)  Michael Jordan   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10)  In 1998, the US Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

     a)  Mr. Rogers   b)  Hillary Clinton (to distract attention from Bill's womanizing)   c)  The World Wrestling Federation   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11)  On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Center.  Of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and forced to crash in a field by the courageous passengers.  Thousands of people were killed on that day by:

     a)  Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd   b)  The Supreme Court of Florida   c)  Mr. Bean   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12)  In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

     a)  Enron   b)  The Lutheran Church   c)  The NFL   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13)  In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

     a)  Bonnie and Clyde   b)  Captain Kangaroo   c)  Billy Graham   d)  Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14)  The  November 5, 2009 Fort Hood massacre, in which  13 innocent American soldiers were killed, was carried out by:

     a)  Rachel Maddow   b)  Rush Limbaugh   c)  Al Franken   d)  a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

Anyone see a pattern here?  Anything to justify profiling?  To ensure that we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners are not allowed to profile certain people.  They must conduct random searches of 80 year old women, little kids and babies, airline pilots with proper ID, 85 year old congressmen with metal hips, and people like Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss. But leave Muslim males between the ages of 17 and 40 alone!!!

We wouldn't want to be accused of profiling, now, would we???

Lest we forget, our Dear Leader and  Commander-In-Chief, Barack Obama, told everyone that the Fruit of Kaboom Bomber - Umar Farouk Abdulmutallah - who attempted to blow up a Northwest/Delta jet as it approached Detroit on Christmas Day was (and this is a quote):

                                                                   "AN ISOLATED INCIDENT"

I know, it's hard not to scream at the insanity of it all.... 

(Thanks to a reader - Bonnie - for e-mailing me this test!)